Week of Cartoons – Day 5: Muppet Babies (1984)

March 27, 2008

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FROM JASON’S RUNAWAY IMAGINATION — If you think you’re too manly or cool to watch Muppet Babies, then you’re probably just an asshole with low self-esteem.

Sure, it was about toddlers modeled on felt puppets. So what? Muppet Babies was brilliant because it was the Robot Chicken of its time — and it had a heart of gold.

The Jim Henson Company (operating under the umbrella of Marvel, surprisingly enough), strung together pop references like candy necklaces. The writers spoofed Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Star Trek, Flash Gordon, The Jetsons, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Back to the Future, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Adventures in Babysitting, Conan the Barbarian, Lawrence of Arabia, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Oliver Twist, E.T., The Wizard of Oz, Miami Vice, The Lone Ranger, Peanuts, The Twilight Zone, and Family Ties.

And that’s just going from memory. There were a lot more.

In case you missed it, Muppet Babies ran for six years on CBS. At the height of its popularity, the station ran three episodes back-to-back-to-back. Even after the show was cancelled, CBS kept it in reruns until 1992.

The ‘toon followed young versions of Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter, Skeeter (Scooter’s twin sister who was invented just for the show), Rowlf, and Animal. Sometimes they were joined by Bunson and Beaker, Bean, and one time by Janice. They all lived in a nursery and were cared for by a faceless woman called Nanny, who wore green-striped, knee-high socks.

Gonzo was by far the best of the cast. His schtick was bringing the bizarre, the red herring-ed, the geeky, and the sci-fi to the show. When everyone else was imagining pretty traditional or mundane things, he was way out in left field with the most oddball and deviant ideas, and I always identified with that.

Imagination is what Muppet Babies was all about. You’d see the Muppets’ fantasies as if they were real, like daydream sequences but with more substance. They would imagine flying through space. They would imagine building their own amusement parks. They would imagine being in dark dungeons or running from monsters — and they would react as if every single situation were real.

Looking back, this show was tremendously liberating and formative to me. The lessons were obvious: Think for yourself. Don’t be embarrassed to have a rich fantasy life. Creativity is a virtue. Childishness and complex, adult ideas can co-exist. It’s okay to be weird. Ideas can be fun and philosophically deep at the same time. Don’t always take things at face value.

Typing this now, I’m starting to realize this cartoon — this silly children’s show — may have had a strong influence on my early cognitive development, and that could explain a lot about why I’m a professional writer today. Imagination is a right-brain function and that hemisphere is associated with intuition, synthesis, creativity, art, emotion, language, problem-solving, and analysis of conceptual relationships. Those are the tools of my trade.

Of course, you can’t talk about Muppet Babies without discussing mixed media. The show would use live-action footage from movies and television — often from old public domain films or documentaries — right along with the animation. One running gag had Gonzo open the nursery closet to find a live action setting behind it, like Dracula or Alex P. Keaton. Internet legend has it that all of these licensed shots are why the cartoon hasn’t made it to DVD yet.

I would buy all of the seasons. Until then, a couple of awesome people have uploaded lots of episodes to YouTube for us to enjoy. Here are a few links:

Where No Muppet Has Gone Before
Out of This World History
Journey to the Center of the Nursery
The Great Muppet Cartoon Show
Muppet Land


YouTube Cinema: The Muppet Movie (1979)

February 24, 2008
Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.

muppets01.pngFROM JASON’S HENSON HERO WORSHIP — Just let me brag for a minute. I have The Muppet Movie soundtrack on vinyl. Yes, I grew up listening to this masterpiece in glorious lo-fi bliss and I’ll challenge anyone in a Muppets lyrics showdown.

muppets02.pngIt’s a good thing that this music rocks, because the plot of The Muppet Movie is completely incidental. The entire film is just an excuse to lead from one variety show-style musical number to the next, giving a sketchy origin story for each of the main Muppets.

muppets03.pngBoiling it down: Kermit treks across the United States on his way to Hollywood to become a movie star, meeting fellow Muppets along the way. He gathers his posse one at a time, with a frog-legs lovin’ restauranter named Doc Hopper hunting him.

muppets04.pngNot only do we have the immortal Rainbow Connection, but when Kermit meets Fozzie they sing Moving Right Along, which I remember singing in second grade music class. As a married guy, the absolute best thing about The Muppet Movie is the Kermit/Rowlf duet I Hope That Something Better Comes Along:

You can’t live with ’em, you can’t live without ’em.
There’s somethin’ irresistabullish about ’em.
We grin and bear it ’cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

muppets05.pngThere’s also substantial star power here. Not only do we have Jim Henson and Frank Oz, but the movie is chock-full of 70s celebs: Mel Brooks, Milton Berle, Dom DeLuise, Telly Savalas, Bob Hope, Elliott Gould, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, and Orson Welles.

Behind the scenes, directors John Landis (Three Amigos, Animal House, Ferris Beuller’s Day Off) and Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands, Beetle Juice, Batman) were both puppeteers.

I’ll admit The Muppet Movie doesn’t hold up 29 years after its release, except on a very nostalgic level. But if you don’t like it, you’re not my friend. Either get with Gonzo (clearly the best Muppet) or get off my Internets.

Star Wars Episode IV: The Puppet Show

February 24, 2008

Vodpod videos no longer available.

FROM JASON’S SNEAKY LINKING — I think Andrew’s too shy to link to this himself, so I’m taking it on my shoulders. His girlfriend (God bless charitable girls) created it for a class at Georgia Tech and Andrew provided the voice-overs and special effects.

My favorite part is his enthusiastic “boom.”

Seriously, the boy can quote the whole movie without ever messing up a single word. I’ve seen A New Hope some 90 times, but even my child-of-the-80s prowess is no match for his wunderkind savantism.