Why I am an atheist

FROM JASON’S NON-EXISTENT SOUL — I am an atheist. I do not eat small children, worship the devil, or lack any sort of a moral compass. I simply do not believe in a spiritual being or force. This is my story.

I grew up the son of a preacher in the Wesleyan Church, an offshoot of the Methodist Church. My grandfather, a man of unimpeachable character, was a preacher. Two uncles were also pastors. My other grandfather practically spoke King Jamesian. So in the family tradition, and from the earliest age, I was taught to believe the same as they. I learned about Noah’s Ark via felt board illustrations in Sunday School. I was indoctrinated to think people were inherently bad, and that there was only one way to avoid spiritual torture for eternity.

That’s the American way, right?

I believed for the first 18 years of my life, but doubt first wedged itself into the back of my mind at age 10 when I started to think about mutually exclusive theological concepts — specifically, the duality of free will and omniscience.

The battle in my brain: If God is all-knowing, then he can take no action without understanding the outcome. The core essence of free will is unpredictability; so an omniscient Christian Creator would be morally responsible for making an environment that would lead sinners to sin.

The bottom line: You can’t make flawed people and then blame them for being flawed.

Christianity had problems

For the next several years, I tried to suppress the nagging logic that kept intruding on my faith. I tried to read the Bible more, but annoying verificationist questions kept bothering me: How is prophecy any different than cold reading? Where did Cain’s wife come from? Were early generations of Adam and Eve’s offspring hideously malformed because of inbreeding? If God is all-powerful, why did it take six days to create the Earth, and why was he tired afterward? If God is the prime mover, did he create sin? If angels don’t have free will, then how did Lucifer rebel?

The Bible wasn’t making much sense. I desperately wanted it to. I wanted to see Needham’s flying horse.

At the same time, I was struck by the horrible hypocrisy of Christianity. Because of my father’s profession, I spent a great deal of time around believers, and while they universally behaved in the tradition of belief, none of them actually acted in accordance with the tenets of their religion. They fought amongst each other. They gossiped. They called each other names. They lied. They cursed. They harbored petty jealousies and bitterness. They stole. They were not happy.

But they would always show up in their pews on Sunday mornings.

There were only a few who genuinely acted like they believed — my father and grandfather among them — but even they seemed to have a blind eye when it came to specific parts of the Bible. They didn’t silence their wives in church like the Bible commanded, for instance. They didn’t take concubines. They didn’t sell everything they had and give it to the poor.

From religious to logical to skeptical

So my questions kept forming. I learned in high school about Boolean logic, about logical fallacies, about rhetoric. I started to see gaping holes in the arguments of preachers. I began to see how they would beg the question, how they would use fear tactics to convert. I saw how they would confuse correlation and causation. These were fairly basic mistakes.

Finally, I read C.H. Lewis’ Mere Christianity, and its apologetics were so riddled with non-sensical logic-rape that my questions only grew worse. I stopped actively believing, even though I was attending a Christian college.

Every student there was obligated to take one Bible course; I chose history. The professor, a very intelligent man, laid bare all the problems with Biblical history: Scholars think a lot of it is fake. He didn’t say it out loud, of course. But the professor couldn’t answer simple questions: How did Moses find out about the creation account? What years were the Jews in Egypt (there’s no archaeological evidence there were ever millions of Hebrew slaves there)? Who wrote most of the books of the Bible (inconclusive)? Why do Paul’s books keep changing narrative voice?

All of that made me a firm agnostic, at the strongest a deist, or at the weakest apathetic. My entire worldview shifted from esotericism to solipsism. So down the ol’ rabbit hole we go with the really fun questions on the path from “I don’t know” to outright atheism:

What is Pascal’s Wager?

For a while I thought I should keep practicing Christianity despite my lack of belief, just to be on the safe side. Too bad there’s this not-so-tricky concept called Pascal’s Wager.

French Philosopher Blaise Pascal said it’s a safe bet to worship God even if you can’t prove one exists — because what do you have to lose? Unfortunately, Pascal never stopped to think he might be practicing the wrong religion. What if God were really Allah, or Brahma, or Shiva, or Ganesha, or Zeus, Thor, Jupiter, the Great Spirit, Ram, Ra, Vishnu, Anubis, Horus, Geb, Tawaret, Freya, Frig, Anshar, Kishar, Marduk, Morrigan, Nerthus, Lenus, Quetzalcoatl, Mixcoatl-Camaxtl, Huitzilopochtli, Enki, Etu, or Xenu?

Do you try to worship them all? They are jealous gods, so in a vacuum of physical evidence as to the veracity of their origins, whom do you pick? What if you pick wrong? And why would an all-powerful deity not be more explicit in showing why the other Gods are hacks?

Even if you do pick one, what’s the point if you’re simply paying lip service? If there is a God, I’m sure he can tell whether you’re being genuine.

So why am I not a Muslim, or a Jew, or a Hindu? The answer is simple. Religion is purely cultural. Whenever I talk now with a Christian, I always ask him or her: Why aren’t you a Muslim? They don’t really know why their particular brand of God is the one Pascal would follow.

But all religions claim God speaks directly to their acolytes, and not to the heathens.

Even within Christianity, each sect and denomination claims interpretive high-ground when it comes to scripture. The Catholics claim God speaks through the Pope when he sits on the papal throne, and have evolved a whole series of doctrinal beliefs involving saints and angels and demons that is spun from these God-to-Pope conversations. Methodists believe in a grace-based theology, coupled with a pre-millenial eschatological viewpoint. Baptists believe in strict Biblical interpretation and free will. Calvinists believe everything — including their own actions — are predestined by the will of God. Mormons believe in a new world revelation of scripture in addition to the one adopted as the Bible by the Synod of Hippo in 393 A.D.

Which brand, which flavor, which style, which color? What if I chose Zeus? Nobody worships that guy anymore — which according to Richard Dawkins makes everybody equally atheist about the Greek godhead. “I’m just atheist about one more deity than you,” he tells Christians.

God who?

Christians teach their children that God is a magical man who lives in the sky and watches over you. Is that really what they believe? I don’t know many serious Christians who actually think God is corporeal, or that he’s bearded and wears white robes. So when they say “God,” what is it exactly that they mean?

According to a philosophical branch called theological noncognitivism, there is no real meaning that has been — or can be — applied to God.

Basically, the philosophy says that any language applied to spiritualism is meaningless, because we can’t really define it. Saying “God is a spiritual being” has no real meaning because we don’t know what a spirit is. Saying “God is omnipresent” is meaningless because if God is everything, then he can’t hold any part of himself in contempt. Saying “God is omnipotent” is meaningless because he’s obviously not exercising that power, or everything in the universe would act perfectly. Saying “God is in Heaven” is meaningless, because we don’t know where or what that is, and it directly contradicts claims of omnipresence.

I’d really love to have Christians — or any person belonging to a theistic religion — define God. Does it have hands and feet? What color is God? Is God male? Can God be wrong? What does he do all day? And how do you know any of this? Is God one person or three personages?

Observation is the big problem with this question. No matter what claim a theist makes about the nature of God, it’s unverifiable and unfalsifiable. Consider my favorite mental experiment, the Invisible Pink Unicorn. It’s standing right next to you, is completely undetectable, and is most certainly a vibrant hue of pink. I could tell you I know this because of faith, and you would most certainly think I were crazy.

But there is just as much observable and testable evidence for the existence of the IPU as there is for God.

God’s not all he’s cracked up to be

Elisha, Peter, and Paul all allegedly raised people from the dead. A new Dead Sea finding this summer indicates there was a suffering “messiah” who claimed to have died and rose from the dead long before Jesus. And Apollonius of Tyana was a first-century Greek who mimicked many of Jesus’ supposed miracles, including resurrection.

Even supposing that Jesus was a real person, which lacks much historical evidence, then he was one of many people who struck a claim to incarnated godhood.

Mithraism is stultifying similar to Christianity, complete with a virgin birth, 12 disciples, death and resurrection, miracles, and even references to the messianic “light of the world.” The Biblical Creation account steals from the Mesopotamian myth of Enuma Elish. Egyptian, Persian, and Pagan religions were all incorporated into the traditional Christian belief structures.

This, combined with the many contradictory passages of the Bible, lead me to believe it’s not too trustworthy. Here are a few other questions the texts turn up: Why doesn’t the fossil record line up with a 6,000-year-old Earth? Why are there no verifiable faith healings these days? Why does the Bible endorse slavery? Why does God hate sexuality so much, and how can he hate the biological homosexual tendencies he allegedly gave to some people? Why doesn’t God talk out loud to anybody anymore? Why are divorce and suicide rates among Christians consistent with those among others? Why would God allow the Nazi Holocaust, the Holocaust of Russian Prisoners, the Cambodian Holocaust, the African AIDS epidemic, the Black Plague, the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami or Hurricane Katrina?

Does God really want you to stone disobedient children to death (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)? If God is omniscient and unchanging, how did Moses convince him to change his mind (Exodus 32)? Should you really burn your clothes to get rid of mildew (Leviticus 13:47-59)? Is it okay to sell your daughter into slavery (Exodus 21:7)? Should you be put to death for working on Sundays (Exodus 35:2)? Men can’t have long hair (Corinthians 11:14)? Men can’t go near women having their periods (Leviticus 15)? Did Jesus want war (Matthew 10:34-35)? Did God sanction prostitution (Judges 19:22-29)? Does God confuse people on purpose just so he can punish them (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12)? God condones wartime rape (Judges 21:10-24)? Rape victims get the death sentence (Deuteronomy 22:23-24)?

And wasn’t a certain someone supposed to return a long time ago to put all these arguments to rest?

Wrap-up

There’s no physical evidence for God. If he exists, God is remaining quiet. His self-identified “children” aren’t representing him well. Science works and gives me tangible benefits. There is plenty of tragedy in the world that a benevolent God could easily stop. If he’s not a benevolent God, do we really want him around? And if he’s an apathetic God, is he in any way relevant?

We don’t need God anymore. In fact, it seems sometimes that the most heinously immoral humans are those who claim they are exercising God’s judgement on his behalf. And if God is love, then why don’t we see all theistic adherents stepping up to eliminate all social ills?

And that’s why I can’t believe.

EDIT: Thank you, Valarya. I am enjoying reading your message board discussion about this article — especially the link regarding Freud and religion. I was previously unaware of his confliction and relic-collecting.

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20 Responses to Why I am an atheist

  1. Valarya says:

    Quite well written. This sums up all the frustrations I’ve had with Christianity (or most organized-religions for that matter) since I was around 12 years old – when I stopped attending Southern Baptist churches 4 days a week – whew.

  2. skiznot says:

    “non-sensical logic-rape” lol. There’s something very familiar and comforting about this essay. Also good references to the moral problems in the bible story. It’s the “good book” as long as you don’t read it. I’m at the stage where I’m wondering how much effort to put into being an atheist or is it just something that will sit there until confronted. Also an atheist has to be on the defensive so often that it’s hard not to become angry about it and go on the offensive. Basically I’ve pared it down to live and let live but there are some very important battlegrounds where we need to step up. I think different atheists draw that line in different places. Fortunately I live in a super multi-culti area and Atheism is pretty much just another world view so I don’t feel under threat in the short term.

  3. ScuzzBuster says:

    Excellent article. I believe that eventually, common sense wins out. The biggest influence on me becoming an atheist was being raised Catholic. After years, I’ve really come to some conclusions based on a lot of soul searching and therapy sessions and I really think that being in the church during my young formative years really screwed up my entire sense of self.

    I’ve raised my son completely free of religion and talk of it beyond simple questions and basic discussion where I never offed an opinion. About the time he turned 12 he started to perk up some interest in the subject and when we started talking about the basics of Christian belief I found him kind of really having that “there is something very wrong with this” feeling about the whole resurrection/miracle/invisible man in the sky thing. Being raised without the indoctrination and having at least a 5th graders background in basic education those things immediately set off his BS detectors. When he saw trailers for the film Religulous he immediately wanted to see it. He loved it.

  4. Peter LeBlanc says:

    As a practising Roman Catholic I take exception to the interpretation of narrow minded Roman Catholics on their representation of Jesus Christ.

    Firstly, we believe in a triune God, In the name of the Fatheer, Son, amd Holy Spirit.

    Narrow mindedness is important when it allows for a broad minded view, as well.

    Non believers may not want to hear it, but Roman Catholics believe that the whole of creation was made in God’s Image and Likeness and when he completed it, He said we were Very Good.

    This Very Goodness would never be taken away from us because of our obvious bad behaviour that is witnessed throughout the world.

    The reason, why? is because we are God’s Children.

    The triune God, I talked about is represented by The Son, for Christians, The Holy Spirit for non believers, and The Father for other traditions.

    Roman Catholics believe in the everywherness of God and the expansivness of God, all breadth, all width. and all length.

    God Bless everyone.

  5. reporterjason says:

    That’s all very nice, but you haven’t responded with anything but dogma. You haven’t addressed any issues. You’ve chosen to use theologically noncognitive language to sidestep actual analysis.

    As for the “obvious evil” in the world; if God created Adam and Eve in his image and they still chose to sin, what does that say about the character of God?

  6. Peter LeBlanc says:

    “They chose to sin”, sounds like free will, which I have difficulty with. I would be willing to sign, tomorrow, not tonite, a piece of paper never to sin again. Unfortunately it doesn’t work like that.

    Believe me I am not a theologian, and other Catholics would question my so called dogma, in your words.

    Thanks for engaging with me, please talk about other issues.

  7. reporterjason says:

    If there was no free will, and your God still chose to punish Adam and Eve and all of their descendants, then your God is sadomasochistic.

  8. Peter LeBlanc says:

    Jason, God”s first outburst from the Big Bang until now is Compassion not punishment.
    I understand where your are coming from, Catholic Theology teaches Original Sin, although it is hardly talked about anymore.

    Its been widely refuted by Old Testament, Jewish Scholars that it never existed.

    We Sin because of human weakness, period.

  9. reporterjason says:

    Hey, if you want to pick and choose which parts to believe, that’s fine with me. Just don’t go insisting that the rest of it is immutable truth.

    By the way, why aren’t you a Muslim?

  10. Peter LeBlanc says:

    “All things are in Christ”, including Muslims. As a practicing Roman Catholic, Muslims are my brothers and sisters.

    I don’t choose what parts to believe. I believe everything, tell me something and I will believe it.

  11. reporterjason says:

    Wicca?

  12. Peter LeBlanc says:

    Good Night Jason, wicca as well, I”m going to bed to watch a War Movie a 9pm.,

    God Bless.

  13. reporterjason says:

    Thor be with you.

  14. Ethan Gustavson says:

    This is genius. I followed every link and searched ever connection to verify all the points you made and found all of them correct (although some are still debated rather than accepted).
    My parents both believe in Christ, but haven’t attended a church in ages.
    I on the other hand have been atheist since I was around 8. This usually goes over somewhat awkwardly at family reunions seeing as my aunts and uncles are all extreme Lutherans and my parents get blamed for not raising me right.
    The irony of this is that when you look at their character they all exhibit sin far more than I do.
    And expanding on omnipresence, if God is everything and everywhere and God is in heaven, not only are we all in heaven, but we in fact are heaven.
    Hell is Earth.
    Earth is Heaven.
    I am God.

  15. Madyson says:

    Im an atheist. My parents are so mad cuz their very christiany people. and im like, its my chose. i am my own person. just be who u wanna be and be a atheist or christian or whtever

  16. Ashley says:

    Thank you so much for this post – it is a clear and eloquent summation of many things that I have tried to clarify for myself in a succinct manner for years.

    I agree unendingly with your logic, research and skepticism. Personally, what occupies my mind of late is morality, and convincing religious or spiritual people that I as an atheist can have a very strong sense of morality without a god dictating it for me. A formal, accepted organization of atheists would be a wonderful thing to assemble.

    Unfortunately for us, organizing atheists is a bit like herding cats.

    Good luck, and great writing!

  17. meraandaugustine says:

    Point very well taken. =)

  18. A Dumb Ape says:

    Great article. I love hearing stories like this where you were against such huge odds having such a religious family raising you. I myself was lucky in some respect and my family was very divided in their religious views and so I ended up not being “forced” into one. I was shown the different options from different members of the family and free to choose what I thought was right. I quickly chose the atheist route because they all seemed far-fetched to me even at a young age. I had more faith in Santa Clause than the idea of a God.

    The only downfall I find to this is that I do not have the knowledge of the bible or other religious books to defend my position as an atheist. I only have the scientific evidence of things that I have learned.

    Whenever I am faced with a discussion or debate with a person of any given faith, they quote scripture after scripture and that leaves me with a blank stare because I don’t know how to respond to a person who uses that kind of reasoning of “the book says it, so it’s true”.

    You are an inspiration, and I can only hope you inspire others to actually ask questions and not just blindly follow the words in a book.

  19. queenofzenk says:

    Very well written, I enjoyed reading it.
    I also was raised to be Christian, but the problem I first had with it that got me questioning was the matter of assigning God a gender.. it just didn’t make sense, I figured he’d have to be either asexual or be both sexes at the same time.. but Baptists don’t condone that type of thinking.
    One thing about your arguments that I’d like to be technical about(just for the sake of being technical) is that if God is omnipotent, it doesn’t necessarily mean he cares. Which would be the quality that might make him want to change things for the better. So for all we know, there could be a God and he sees/hears/knows all and it just doesn’t matter to him.

  20. AtariHawk says:

    Re: Your point — Then why call it God? That’s basic Epicureanism.

    “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
    Then he is not omnipotent.
    Is he able, but not willing?
    Then he is malevolent.
    Is he both able and willing?
    Then whence cometh evil?
    Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God?”

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