Do Not Call List is permanent now

telemarketer.jpgFROM JASON’S JADED LITTLE WORLD — Years from now, when Andrew and I are in some petty little Internet political debate and he challenges me to name one — just one! — tiny shred of good done by George W. Bush, I’ll have an answer ready.

Friday, the bastard-in-chief signed the House’s Do-Not-Call Registry Fee Extension Act of 2007 (H.R.3541) and the Senate’s Do-Not-Call Improvement Act of 2007 (S.781).

In plain English: He helped Whack-a-Mole telemarketers over the head with a shining mallet of privacy.

The Do-Not-Call list was established in 2003, and marketers were banned from calling any U.S. citizens who chose to enroll — at least for three years. After that, you had to sign up or your home phone was fair game again for armies of crapsters hucking insurance, phone services, “special” offers, and pyramid schemes.

Not anymore. Now, once you sign up, that phone number is on the Do-Not-Call list as long as you have it. No more pitches for you, my friend.

Not only is this a win for Bush (though it doesn’t exactly make up for… oh, I don’t know… IRAQ), but it’s also a victory for Alaska Senator Ted Stevens. You might remember him as the strapping young gentleman who thinks the Internet is a series of tubes. Hey, even a broken clock….

For my part, I haven’t been bothered by a telemarketer now in more than four years. Most of the time you’ll find me arguing for a laissez faire approach to government — the fewer laws and the fewer regulations on the economy, the better — but here is one instance where I think government interference has actually been positive.

It pains me to say that.

If you’re an American, you can sign up here.

God, I’m practically humming Stars and Stripes Forever over here.

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2 Responses to Do Not Call List is permanent now

  1. hungryjoe says:

    Umm . . . the word “Pollyanna” comes to mind.

  2. Not true my friend, some states have an exception concerning certain kinds of call, like none profit organizations… and I’ll give you a tip, if you pick up the phone and yell “I’m on the Do Not Call List!” and hang up, we’re required to code that call as a “call back.” We must identify ourselves, and the client we’re calling, and you must identify yourself as the person we’re trying to reach or their spouse. And another thing, if you don’t tell us “take me off your list” or “Don’t ever call again” we can’t take you off the list. So if you say “Well I told the other woman that called me that I was on the DNC List.” Stating that you are on the Do Not Call list doesn’t sound anything like “Take me off YOUR list” does it?

    Be careful, there are a lot of loop holes in that Nation DNC List bullshit.

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